inside jamari fox inside jamari fox - taking you real deep
i had every intention of getting up to do laundry today.
every.
intention.
instead i woke up and was all wrapped up in good “fuck it“.
i decided to head to target for some household shit,
but i used that as an excuse to do something else.
foxhole…
*insert dramatic music*
i was all set to munch on the popeye’s chicken sandwich.
this sandwich got the forests all fucked up at the moment.
it’s got black folks doing this:
Y’all is really acting crazy over these damn chicken sammiches
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— koolaid sipppper (@iamwilliewill) August 23, 2019
this is the “patti’s sweet potato pie” of 2019.
every year,
something goes on trend and makes the internet go wild.
as of right now,
it’s a chicken patty between some bread.
from social media,
to folks i know,
the hype was on extra.
“This best thing I ever tasted!”
“I got seconds!”
“My life was changed because of this chicken sandwich!”
I had to try it for myself.
after i did my shopping,
with a ton of fuckin’ bags because i can’t understand “i came in here for 2 things“,
i went to popeyes for my experience.
as soon as i got up to the door:
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“Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich will be back soon”
clever.
so i didn’t get to experience “the experience”.
i was all set to praise or call it “TRASH” on my last chew.
oh well.
i’ll keep my eyes out for it once it comes back.
i don’t think popeye’s was ready for this storm.
low-key: the chic-fil-a chicken sandwich wasn’t the experience i expected either.
super “eh”.
it gave me the bubble guts too.
i had better at bk.
i was ready to put my whole mouth around it (but i got curved) jamari fox