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bad enough,
i watched “bird box” a couple days ago.
i thought i’d have to use my sex blindfold.
last night,
something straight out of all the alien invasion movies happened in new yawk.
so i was laying on my bed…
i was legit looking up at the ceiling,
trying to figure out what i was gonna eat for dinner.
“tired”.
i was tired af and didn’t want to move.
suddenly,
the lights in my crib started to surge.
i thought i had too much shit on so i closed my laptop.
i know.
i know.
“brilliant decision making”.
when i looked up at my window,
i noticed it was brighter than usual outside.
it was like 9 something ,
and it gets dark by damn near 430,
so i knew something was “off”.
as soon as i looked outside,
i saw the sky was this light blue color and was vibrating.
first thought:
“they’re here.”
by “they’re”,
i meant the aliens had arrived and was causing ruckus in time square.
i knew it wasn’t gonna be thanos.
the sky woulda been purple and i’d be a dust bunny.
realistically,
i was shook af.
my fridge was not stocked for no alien take over.
i didn’t want to be one of those outside,
with a bat,
trying to fight my way into a bodega for a bottle of water either.
alas,
it was an explosion at a con ed in queens.
Did something just happen at Con Edison? All the lights went out and then came back and there is a blue light and smoke where the grid is in Astoria. pic.twitter.com/jOKH2d3AzJ
— Frederick Joseph (@FredTJoseph) December 28, 2018
Con Ed is blowing up in Astoria!! #astoria #conedison pic.twitter.com/fWSDdDnK2c
— Christopher N. Okada (@ChrisOkada) December 28, 2018
9:12pm NYC – what’s this bright light? Been like this for a few minutes pic.twitter.com/DxFMEmZsoG
— Darwin Yamamoto (@getdarwin) December 28, 2018
i’m glad all of my new yawk foxhole is safe.
no blind folds or alien probing for today.
the aliens were gonna take us in new yawk last night! (bird box) jamari fox