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what is the male equivalent for “becky”?
“bob”?
“brian”?
anyway,
so one of my dreams is to have secret romantic rendezvous with someone in the public eye.
they hit me up,
say “pack a bag”,
and i’m somewhere exciting for the weekend.
all to be at work on monday morning with no issues.
it seems like frank ocean does that with his alleged love interests.
so remember how we posted about his alleged ( x model bae )?
gone,
maybe?
well he might have a new one.
the f-bi put together some clues for us to sniff out.
so the alleged new one is memo guzman…
nice eyebrows,
nice white teeth,
nice mouth,
and a nice quiet social media presence.
perfect for when creeping.
well they were both spotted at the mayweather/mcgregor fight:
memo also dropped clues on his ig:
…but the biggest one was when memo posted about frank’s new song,
“provider”,
all the way in july on twitter:
if you listen to the first lyric in the song:
“memo finna start actin’ out if I don’t see him soon…”
hmm.
now it might be platonic,
but you never know with frankie.
i only “act out” when i want to see you and you “busy” all the time.
like,
can you pencil in a dick down during your busy schedule?
i’m saying.
anyway,
i’ll allow it.
frankie gets all the alleged cute ones,
don’t he?
check out memo’s: instagram
Frank Ocean Is A “Provider” For A Becky With The Nice Teeth?
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